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Most of these files are set up to be printed on Avery form 8371 (Business Cards) and Avery 5263 (Shipping Labels). Note that Set 4 is meant for a different form.

A Drug War Carol
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JPEG. Scaled for Avery 5263 stickers and 8371 business cards.
Help end the War on Some Agricultural Products!

Where are the WMDs?
Word Doc, for Avery 5263 stickers, 2 x 5
Do your bit to stop terrorism; help Homeland Security by marking every location you didn't find those pesky, hard to find WMDs.

Unpatriotic Stickers
Word Doc, for Avery 5263 stickers, 2 x 5

Homeland Security is Watching stickers in MS Doc format, for Avery 5263 forms.
(68 KB, Doc)

Slogans and Quotes in .bmp format. Set 1.
(9 KB, ZIP)

Slogans and Quotes in .bmp format. Set 2.
(11 KB, ZIP)

Slogans and Quotes in PDF format. Set 3.
(12 KB)

Blank cards, with the Simon logo already there, so you can make your own cards and labels. In .bmp format.
(2 KB, ZIP)

Slogans and Quotes in .rtf format. Set 4.
(31 KB)
Use Avery 5160.

Proud to be Gun Free labels. Great for handing out to suicidal victim disarmament advocates. Challenge them to wear them and put them on their homes and cars.
(38 KB, ZIP)

General purpose Simon Jester labels
PDF, 32 KB

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